Thursday, October 13, 2005

waste of space.

i've been in love exactly twice in my lifetime... or three times, if inanimate objects count. anyway, of these two, one of these guys is now fucking girls. the other one is now a model in GQ magazine.
and what am i? a footnote. a predecessor. one of those grimy, shit-slathered rest areas on the highway to heaven.
forever, i shall be alone and forlorn; petting my cats and reciting old one-liners from "designing women"

7 Comments:

Blogger amanda said...

Look on the bright side - at least you're not reciting one-liners from Moonlighting. Or Dharma and Greg. Or The Golden Palace.

3:41 PM  
Blogger paultoes said...

haha... the golden palace. good one. although, i don't know if one-liners from moonlighting are all that bad. how about macgyver?

7:57 PM  
Blogger equippedtofascinate said...

I loved macgyver(is that how it was spelled? I though there was no A in it, but I could be wrong). Did you hear that Dana Elcar died this past year(speaking of Macgyver)?

9:32 PM  
Blogger amanda said...

pablito - call me and we'll pimp your blog.

7:36 PM  
Blogger Chargenda said...

Paul: you can totally come to skanksgiving. The more skanks the merrier...

9:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm gonna hurt you so badly when i see you next bitch. toodles!

5:22 AM  
Blogger Dustin Harder said...

"And that my friends is the night the lights went out in Georgia"....never alone.

5:23 AM  

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