explicit baubles.

who knew that the saginaw news publishes poetry? i didn't. oh, poetry. the beautiful filets of language, laid out like those delectable Rubenesque ladies with nipples you couldn't put your fist around. well, this is the sentence of the week that got my toes curled. curled tighter than my grandmother's perm. and straight out of my hometown's newspaper. who knew? alright. here we go:

"LeRoy E. Myers Jr. says children shouldn't be exposed to giant plastic gonads dangling from pickup trailer hitches."

priceless.
this is the phrase that pays. the sentence with presence. the quote on the boat. for some reason i just can't get it out of my head. and if anybody else would like, at group prices i could get that quote printed on a coffee mug for really cheap. and by cheap, i mean, like... comparatively.