Saturday, May 06, 2006

okay.

alright, so there's this thing called amazing sex. and, praise-jesus, isn't it nice? yes, yes it is. i am planning on getting some more tonight, and if anyone wants to watch some electric-loving, it's only fifty bucks a pop. damn-well worth it too. if you wanna see heaven and her older sister, parasdise, have a family reunion, then get ready to touch your toes and you might wanna bring a flashlight.
"love is in the air!" they say.
"actually, the stench of jeremy's rotting corpse is in the air."
so sorry, that's just bad house-keeping.
"yes, but thank christ i made some barbequed salmon with home-grown potatoes, which were sauteed in a balsamic vinaigrette, and then forced into a lover's quadrangle of pure milk, unsalted butter, sharp-to-mild cheddar, and the clove-bits of garlic. a side of broccoli liberally infused with a merlot (preferably prior to '82) and fried with an avocado (preferably prior to tomorrow) completes the package."
is there anything better?
who can say?
fuck me.

5 Comments:

Blogger equippedtofascinate said...

Is the sex so amazing that you had to write about it twice?

11:28 AM  
Blogger equippedtofascinate said...

Ha, ha. You took one of the posts down because I made fun of you.

7:32 PM  
Blogger Dustin Harder said...

it was worth posting twice ;-)

7:40 PM  
Blogger Chargenda said...

I wanna know more about the sex.

10:01 AM  
Blogger Dustin Harder said...

like he said Charlie....$50 a pop...I'm on board, but we need the money up front.

9:21 AM  

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