okay.
alright, so there's this thing called amazing sex. and, praise-jesus, isn't it nice? yes, yes it is. i am planning on getting some more tonight, and if anyone wants to watch some electric-loving, it's only fifty bucks a pop. damn-well worth it too. if you wanna see heaven and her older sister, parasdise, have a family reunion, then get ready to touch your toes and you might wanna bring a flashlight.
"love is in the air!" they say.
"actually, the stench of jeremy's rotting corpse is in the air."
so sorry, that's just bad house-keeping.
"yes, but thank christ i made some barbequed salmon with home-grown potatoes, which were sauteed in a balsamic vinaigrette, and then forced into a lover's quadrangle of pure milk, unsalted butter, sharp-to-mild cheddar, and the clove-bits of garlic. a side of broccoli liberally infused with a merlot (preferably prior to '82) and fried with an avocado (preferably prior to tomorrow) completes the package."
is there anything better?
who can say?
fuck me.
"love is in the air!" they say.
"actually, the stench of jeremy's rotting corpse is in the air."
so sorry, that's just bad house-keeping.
"yes, but thank christ i made some barbequed salmon with home-grown potatoes, which were sauteed in a balsamic vinaigrette, and then forced into a lover's quadrangle of pure milk, unsalted butter, sharp-to-mild cheddar, and the clove-bits of garlic. a side of broccoli liberally infused with a merlot (preferably prior to '82) and fried with an avocado (preferably prior to tomorrow) completes the package."
is there anything better?
who can say?
fuck me.
posted by paultoes at 9:33 AM
5 Comments:
Is the sex so amazing that you had to write about it twice?
Ha, ha. You took one of the posts down because I made fun of you.
it was worth posting twice ;-)
I wanna know more about the sex.
like he said Charlie....$50 a pop...I'm on board, but we need the money up front.
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