Friday, December 16, 2005

blake harper.

alright, folks. just letting everyone know that if you want a bloody good time, then reefer madness: the movie musical is the way to go.
rent who? the producers what? fuck.
i just saw it the other night with my two affiliates, deena and scott. we had a rip-roaring good time, and we weren't even stoned. i can only imagine if i was... hmm. now i have something to do tomorrow.
it's fucking hilarious and the music is great and the performers are amazing, particularly ana gasteyer. i want her inside me now.
scott, can i get some consensus here?
and for all my gay-ass homoboys out there, you get to see christian campbell with little else but a potleaf covering his dingle-dangle. merry christmas to you.
for some reason i am compelled to promote this picture show whole-heartedly. probably because i don't think most people are aware. but i am. and i am in love.
if the hole in that DVD was big enough i'd fuck the shit out of it.
amen.
a recent addition to appease noland: ...the only thing that would make this movie better was if blake harper was in it. shit damn.

reefer madness: the movie musical - A
paul giving grades to things - C+
ana gasteyer - P (for perfection on a platter)
the beer in front of me - B+
blake harper - is there a grade higher than A+?

5 Comments:

Blogger amanda said...

All the cool kids give grades. Thank Charlie the next time you see him for starting the grading craze.
Missing you always.

9:11 PM  
Blogger Noland said...

p.s blake harper is one of my favorite porn stars... i got SO excited when i saw that you had an entry named after him and WHAM, nothing... what a tease paul.

2:50 AM  
Blogger paultoes said...

well, my middle-name is cocktease... geez, nobody was supposed to know who he is. i just needed a title and i guess i had him on the brain.

7:07 AM  
Blogger equippedtofascinate said...

I felt stupid because I had no idea who he was. Now I know. The movie is great. I was actually going to blog about it, but you beat me to it.

12:51 PM  
Blogger Dustin Harder said...

um. I dont think Blake Harper is all that hot-He just seems kinda old. And does Christian Campbell really excite you that much?

10:24 AM  

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