up my alley.
i didn't write this, this isn't me. but i wish i had, it makes me chuckle so. if it doesn't make you chuckle, you are obviously hateful and missing a frontal lobe.
"By next season TLC will be airing a reality show in which singing nuns gaze at cloud formations and argue gently over what saints the formations look like. The winner gets to choose an undernourished, bald child with a fatal disease and the weight of the world on its concave shoulders. The bald child gets to ride in an airplane or something before he goes to be with Jesus.
Or maybe NBC will pick a series in which Amish people take turns saying nice things about Dakota Fanning. Nobody gets voted out -- too mean, see -- but instead, people will just keep joining the cast until the entire state of Pennsylvania gets to be on TV."
-- Leslie Gornstein.
"By next season TLC will be airing a reality show in which singing nuns gaze at cloud formations and argue gently over what saints the formations look like. The winner gets to choose an undernourished, bald child with a fatal disease and the weight of the world on its concave shoulders. The bald child gets to ride in an airplane or something before he goes to be with Jesus.
Or maybe NBC will pick a series in which Amish people take turns saying nice things about Dakota Fanning. Nobody gets voted out -- too mean, see -- but instead, people will just keep joining the cast until the entire state of Pennsylvania gets to be on TV."
-- Leslie Gornstein.
posted by paultoes at 9:09 AM
7 Comments:
it does actually sound like you wrote it though.
that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
that totally sounds like something that you would say pauliek...,if (god forbid) you ever stop blogging, promise to write me funny things once a week?
whatever
I especially like the part about Dakota Fanning... that bitch.
are you ever going to update your blog, or just comment on other people's?
i've been very busy.
but see... it makes demand high.
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